Megan Fox “IT” Shoes
With the Transformers sequel right the corner, it’s been all Megan Fox, all the time. She’s outed herself as a bisexual, but really, who in Hollywood isn’t these days? Being bi is the new black. And she’s trash talked Angelina Jolie. We’re sure Angie stays up late crying on Brad’s shoulder in distress. Frankly, we’re weary of Megan already but then again we’re not men.
Megan gave the pimply adolescent boys at the MTV Movie Awards a thrill with acres of bare skin in a Dolce & Gabanna strapless brocade mini dress. The dress is a shortened version of the one Beyonce wore to last year’s Oscar (which we hated!) but we’re adult-y enough to swallow the adjacent hate and admit it’s kind of cute on her.
And those shoes — Christian Louboutin Differa sandals— are slap your mama sexy. Move those played out YSL’s to the back of the closet; they’re soooo last season. Christian Louboutin’s Differa is getting around H’wood more than Doug Reinhardt! It’s smoking hot in every sense of the word, despite its impracticality (the heels are 140mm, or about five and a half inches), its price tag ($1,495 for the plain black patent ones), and its ability to make the wearer look like a regular at an S&M club.
